But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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