dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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