Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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