if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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