As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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