After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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