Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
