he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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