did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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