I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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