please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I'm drive I can fine osifer
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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