So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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