We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
