did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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