4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
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