I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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