...so i touched it.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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