I could make wine with my vomit
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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