Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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