I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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