...so i touched it.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
he fucked my hip out of place.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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