In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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