it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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