i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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