She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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