I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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