apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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