He asked to "fluff my boner.."
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
