Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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