absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
This is the high leading the old right now
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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