just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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