im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
