what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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