As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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