Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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