dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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