i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
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