My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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