Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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