Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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