4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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