Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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