I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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