Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Randomize
