I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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