Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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