he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Drunk walkin through police station. America
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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