my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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