You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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