p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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